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Tactical Fart

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.

I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2010

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Massage School Denial

When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.

She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.

by Ford Leiden January 13, 2010

13πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


hepstard

An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.

I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009


Pope Fucker

1) Someone with such low standards that they would have sexual relations with the papal father

2)Someone who has literally had sex with the pope

3)the wife or mistress of Alexander Pope

I know all about you and your "business trips to Rome" you dirty Pope Fucker!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


The Virgin Mary's hymen

That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.

The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden December 29, 2010

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Converse the discussion group

A gaggle of clucking hen simpletons who get together to allegedly discuss important or relevant topics in order to feed their already over-inflated egos. Members of a Trout Farm are often inclined to join such pseudo-groups. Absolutely no results of any kind are achieved from these discussions.

I went down to that Converse the discussion group thing, thinking maybe I'd meet some intelligent people and have some stimulating conversations, but it was just a bunch of soccer mom hepstards whose over-confidence is their greatest weakness, because it blinds them from seeing themselves clearly.

by Ford Leiden April 24, 2010

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fuck or Fight?

the lowest, crudest thing that can be said while on a date.

Fuck or Fight? Those be your options.

by Ford Leiden December 29, 2010

19πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž