Aeropalmics

(ayr o palm' iks) n. the study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window.

Johnny: Sticking my hand out while I'm driving is nice. The wind feels great. Ahh, I love aeropalmics.

Carperpetuation

(kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

James couldn't vacuum up the string. Carperpetuation was the only option.

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