Punk Rock

Punk Rock is starting a band with some friends who have never played an instrament before, and people come to your shows and actually like you even though you totally suck.
-NoFX, Fat Mike

Kid 1: You wanna start a band?
Kid 2: Do you even know how to play anything?
Kid 1: Who the fuck cares?
Kid 2: Meh, I'm in.

Random wannabe: That's so punk rock!

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Roll By

Cops who will turn off their car while in neutral and silently roll by the path to catch underage smokers.

Yo, ditch your square the cops are going to roll by in a second.

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Veritaserum

It is a potion used to force people speak only the truth.

A.K.A. The truth Potion

from the book Harry Potter.

I will force Veritaserum down your throat if you don't tell me the truth!

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