Eros

A funny little guy with a tendency for narcissism. Most often incomprehensibly lucky and fucking hilarious. Manages to be the smartest person in the room and still be an idiot. Most often seen wearing special shoes with special little wheels on them.
And an expression that could kill a man.

That's my Eros!
What I can't talk about Eros I'm biased.

Awww Eros you're a fucking moron.
I love you...Eros.