Shire Mum

They are mums from an area of Sydney called the Sutherland Shire. They are like a combo of a Karen, soccer Mum and Pinterest Mum combined. They all live on the water in port hacking, Lilly pilly and Caringbah south etc. They all have aesthetic Instagram pages with well behaving kids and they go to wine and sips with their girlfriends and gossip. But beware they may come across as friendly but they are judgmental bitches and love drama.

Hey babe can you watch the kids I’m going to a wine and sip with the other shire mums.

Junkie Jive

when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life

"Quick run ! Dazza's doing the junkie jive" .