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Zoldo

The most boi boi that has ever been a boi

Man, I wanna be like Zoldo, but my addiction to Splatoon got me homeless and made my wife and kids leave me.

Zoldo's coolness blinded all the Splatoon players into a 300 second time out.

by ForkePotato November 2, 2020

10👍 2👎


Fork2020

The best political movement in the 1-week humans have had brains. Fork 2020 is justice and liberty.

The Fork2020 campaign was endorsed by greater beings such as Zoldo and YoshiMonsta

by ForkePotato November 4, 2020

4👍 2👎


Zoldo the Boi

The most boi boi that has ever been a boi

Man, I wanna be like Zoldo, but my addiction to Splatoon got me homeless and made my wife and kids leave me.

Zoldo's coolness blinded all the Splatoon players into a 500 second time out.

After burning his copy of Splatoon, Zoldo the Boi went on to buy Overwatch and cancel all Splatoon players.

by ForkePotato November 3, 2020

2👍 2👎


splatoon 3

Actual garbage, similar to the past games; Splatoon and Splatoon 3.

Wow, I didnt think anything could be worse than Mario party, but here comes Splatoon 3!

by ForkePotato January 21, 2021

10👍 149👎