cube dweller

Person who works in a cubicle. Plays on the term 'cave dweller' and connotes a lack of intelligence.

Joe in accounting is a cube dweller. He'll be working there forever.

Grandrama

Meaning: an overly dramatic grandmother
Pronounced 'Gran-drah-mah'

I talked to Grandrama earlier and she said she might not have many days left on this earth.

Grandrama said she had absolutely no idea whatsoever you would be picking her up this morning for her doctor's appointment.