HSE

HSE - Ham Sandwich Eater: A usually white haired, male, African American senior citizen who has lost interest in everything in life except eating a ham sandwich.

HSE Uncle Curtis: (to anyone who will listen, at a rapid tempo) "I tell you what, everyday I come home from work, I have a ham sandwich uh-hum, uh-hum.''

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D.M.

To steal, or take away from someone forcefully. (Stemming from the common thug's propensity to say "Dis mine!" or "Dat mine!" as he's removing your property from you.

Quick, call the cops - two inner-city kids just D.M.ed my bike!!

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