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Like Californication, but instead of California fornicating with every other place in the world and taking over their culture, it's Californian cultural osmosis lightly sprinkling everywhere else metaphorical information-cum.
"Aren't all American license plates white with red and blue bits on them?"
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."
A pipe in which smoke is inhaled through water.
I discovered this when I had a crossword puzzle solved except for one word, whose letters I had were "Hoooag", so I retroactively made HOOOAG a definition matching the clue to fill in the crossword.
When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.
"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"