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The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.
Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.
I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!
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Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
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When mentally unstable middle-aged women desperately attempt the notion of "fine dining" on a woman's cooter with no idea of what the hell they are doing. Usually involving their hands placed on their face while they end up slightly sticking their tounge in and out of their mouth, much like that of a kitten attempting to drink water......nowhere close to the clitoris AT ALL! Note: This is no way due to lack of lesbian experience, as much as lack of any sort of sexual know-how.
ex- Rent "Psycho Lesbian Babes from the Mental Ward IV". Watch the scene in which adult film screen actress Martha Hess, attempts to go DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN!
That whore was a mew mew kitty fuck. I need a good carpet munching NOW!
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