lalembose

a verb reffering to the action of standing on one leg

"The maze was quite tricky, so she had to lalembose through the pit of balls."

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adilenne

Adilenne is a uncommon name. It is a name given only to the best and most beautiful girls in the world. Adilenne is perfect in the eyes of a certain man but yet not to herself, Often compares herself to other women thinking that they are better. But in fact adilenne is more beautiful then they will ever be. She is a women that sometimes lets other get the best of her but knows she is still strong and can overcome anything. She is also a perfect person to be with in a relationship with and any man is a fool to pass her up. She deserves to be treated like a queen and cared for and i bet at the moment she is to someone. Cause adilenne is never alone...

Adilenne is the perfect girlfriend.

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poopscalator

an escalator made of poop

"Man, I wish they had some more poopscalators around here!"

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fudgemite

an overweight person; someone who is plump and/or consumes large quantities of fudge.

"Lay off the McDonalds, fudgemite!!!"

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gatormilk

a tasty mix of milk and gatorade.
suggested recipe calls for 2/3 of solution to be gatorade, preferably Glacier Freeze, and 1/3 to be pure milk. in fact, physically squeezing the milk out of the cow, into the gatorade, produces the best results.
it tastes quite good, sort of like a blueberry shake, but it is suggested that it is drank in the first two minutes after its production.

Penny: "The gatormilk tastes sour!"
Al: "It looks weird..."
Johnny: "Quick! You're supposed to drink it in the first two minutes after you mix the gatorade and the milk!"
Glenn: "Hurry up and drink the fucking gatormilk!!!"
Al: "That tasted like shit!"
Norm (from the bathroom): "I have diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!"
Al: "FUCK!"

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sarcastic KA-POW

an acknowledgment of any good use of sarcasm in a nearby conversation

Jimmy: "Hey, what did the advertisement on the window pane of the liquor pane say?"
Fred: "What?"
Jimmy: "We De-Liver"
Fred: "Wow, that's the funniest joke I've heard in ages."
Ollie: "Sarcastic KA-POW!!!"

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pun

A play on words, which, when used correctly, can bring one a load of laughs and a barrel of cool.

Really Clever Kid:"Hey, you wanna hear a pun?"
Really Hot Girl:"Yeah, sure!"
Really Clever Kid: "What do you call a girl living in the Playboy Mansion of Czechoslovakia?"
Really Hot Girl: "I.D.K. What?!??!!?"
Really Clever Kid: "A checkmate!"
Really Hot Girl: "LOL!!!!!! Lets have sex..."

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