Mexican Guillotine

Noun.) The act of being constipating and profusely attempting to shit, only to have the shit prairie dog back in, with the extra effort usually causing the sphincter to close prematurely, depositing your "hard work" piece by piece in the commode.

Verb.) (Mexican Guillotining) Engaging in the Mexican Guillotine.

1.) "God, man. I shouldn't have eaten those 10 5-layer burritos from Taco Bell. I was up all last night pulling off a Mexican Guillotine. That goddamn cheese is how they get you..."
2.) "Dude. I feel bad for Jim. I heard that bastard in the bathroom during lunch break, and he sounds like he's having a pretty hard time. He's probably Mexican Guillotinin' it so bad in there, it's starting to look like a damn Fiesta."

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Turkish

Adj.) White, puffy, massive, huge, voluminous, creamy, regal.

Noun.) Smoking material or paraphernalia of excellent quality, or known for producing turkish clouds.

Generally used to describe ideal huge, white, puffy smoke from any waterpipe, cigar, cigarette, spliff, or anything else you smoke.

1.) "Dude. That pipe hits f*cking turkish, man."
2.) "Yo. Check this out. This shit is turkish."
3.) "That weed is turkish."
4.) (Guy exhales from Hookah) "Pure turkish. No Doubt." (Passes hose)
5.) "Dude, do you remember when we first bought that bong? It gave real turkish clouds. Good times."

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Conniekaze

A pudgy morbidly obese girl whose name happens to be Connie. She possibly comes from an immigrant family. The name derives from the word "Kamikaze," and is used because of whenever the girl walks, she evokes the feeling of being in the middle of a combat situation, because her footsteps shake the ground around her, much like a mortar explosion of Kamikaze attack.

Dude 1: Oh my dear lord, did you hear that?
Dude 2: No, but I felt it. What do you think that is? Are they doing construction on this floor?
Dude 1: Oh, wait. Never mind. It's just Conniekaze...
Dude 2: I'd tap that...
(Awkward silence ensues)

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