Whore's Breakfast

Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.

Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.

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office linebacker

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.

Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker

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subaru

quite possibly the finest machine on earth ever created before mailbot.
operators are known to burn out clutch related items while listening to old music. each unit is equipped with coffee holders to transport various liquids. Vehicle is know to allow foreign objects to enter interior thru sunroofs.

Noid - opening the sunroof
C - jerkin *tosses paper*
fug - subaru!

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The Group

A cult that bands together opressing society views and as well to engage in various acts of illegal and idiotic activities. Newcomers are usually frowned upon but exceptions can be made if they can contribute to the collective.

Noid: Who is knocking on the door?
C-Dawg: I'll check it out.
Uninvited Guest: Hey I brought some munchies for "the group"
The Group: ahh..

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Ham Sandwitch

Code word drivived from ptf. Similar in meaning, can be used in different senarios

What the hell is that? Ham Sandwitch

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glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

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Sogilny

Pulling a mogilny out of province.

Piper 1: Man that was a long flight!
C-Dawg: brb washroom break...
5 min later
Piper 2: Where is Sogilny?