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1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.
Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.
Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.
Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.
Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.
The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.
Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
quite possibly the finest machine on earth ever created before mailbot.
operators are known to burn out clutch related items while listening to old music. each unit is equipped with coffee holders to transport various liquids. Vehicle is know to allow foreign objects to enter interior thru sunroofs.
Noid - opening the sunroof
C - jerkin *tosses paper*
fug - subaru!
although not hidden is often missed by the average joseph, Entry to the hall undergoes intense scrutiny by a select few. Hall of Fame has been damaged in several falls to the ground often occuring in visitational rights revoked. in order to alienate visitor even more, another game? is put in effect where members leave visitor in bathroom to ponder what they just said...
Foug - ha ha *bang*
C - *stares*
noiD - aNother gAme?
consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.
C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*
overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!
*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence