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Whore's Breakfast

Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.

Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.

by Foug March 25, 2003

61πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


office linebacker

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.

Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker

by Foug September 7, 2003

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


subaru

quite possibly the finest machine on earth ever created before mailbot.
operators are known to burn out clutch related items while listening to old music. each unit is equipped with coffee holders to transport various liquids. Vehicle is know to allow foreign objects to enter interior thru sunroofs.

Noid - opening the sunroof
C - jerkin *tosses paper*
fug - subaru!

by Foug January 12, 2005

80πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Petting Zoo

A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection

Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful

by Foug March 24, 2003

55πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Tube of Lube

Whether its for dry skin or cuts or you just need a little slick, tube of lube comes in all sizes, right now econo size for the same price!

John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?

by Foug September 3, 2003

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Hall of Fame

although not hidden is often missed by the average joseph, Entry to the hall undergoes intense scrutiny by a select few. Hall of Fame has been damaged in several falls to the ground often occuring in visitational rights revoked. in order to alienate visitor even more, another game? is put in effect where members leave visitor in bathroom to ponder what they just said...

Foug - ha ha *bang*
C - *stares*
noiD - aNother gAme?

by Foug January 16, 2005

15πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


FriendsLessNess

When your friends move away from home base for a long duration of time. All that is left is the silouette of ass on the bong

Whores breakfast just isn't the same when your FriendsLessNess. Coffe time with Foug

by Foug June 1, 2003

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž