subaru

quite possibly the finest machine on earth ever created before mailbot.
operators are known to burn out clutch related items while listening to old music. each unit is equipped with coffee holders to transport various liquids. Vehicle is know to allow foreign objects to enter interior thru sunroofs.

Noid - opening the sunroof
C - jerkin *tosses paper*
fug - subaru!

80👍 70👎

Petting Zoo

A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection

Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful

55👍 21👎

choco penis

Exactly like it looks like it is, a chocolate penis.

Matt Doyle lovvvvess the chocolate penis'. They are a rare item to stay uneaten, like other snacks he encounters.

11👍 19👎

blast from the past

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

13👍 58👎

Foug Roll

1) The annoying use of the word roll to describe the home baked products similar to buns. (cold cuts is another such word)

2)A technique of 'dissapating' one's weight over a large amount of snow to avoid sinking in. At the same time rolling forward to gain momentum and travel to one's destination.

A: What is he doing?
C: Looks like rolling? Trying to dissapate his weight.
A: I think you mean distribute.
C: yea, what you said.

5👍 1👎

grocery day

occurs after a weekend of large contraband consumption. contraband reminants and recycled materials are exchange for collateral which is used ot purchase various good often including coffee time with the foug.

C - I need some help
noid - Grocery day!
fug - I'll get the coffee

2👍 6👎

Reeses Peanut Cups

Too many its just peanut butter cups but to others its gods gift to man

I would like 13 Reeses peanut butter cups
Whats that smeared on my back seat?

7👍 17👎