Small Talk

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.

Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On

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ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

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clam chowder

known too many as the band clam chowder, known to the very few as my brothers band. often used in social situations in the garage in awkward situations when bitches are around.

Tycho - who is on the radio
C- i think they said clam chowder
A - thats my brothers band
*smoke bomb*
stranger - I'm flying star guys guys guys

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goinG herO

the ability to move with superhuman skills to avoid ptf situation. able to change the tide in seconds upon going hero, warning is not for everyone, unskilled individuals often find themselves mogilnyed by.

noiD - look out you just joseph
c - don't worry
group - *chants* "goinG herO"
herO - hello mooon

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Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

Saddam'Fine

1. To notice an attractive member of the opposite sex.
2. To notice Saddam as still alive.

1.She's Saddam'fine

shutting it down

dont get confused with ham sandwich, although similar shutting it down generally occurs after games night with a trip in the legendary dalmobile. known to avert crisis by leaving the premises and patrolling the block as the bradvoidence goes home alone.

c - time to shut it down
voidence - later group
noid - setups intermission room

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