Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

Saddam'Fine

1. To notice an attractive member of the opposite sex.
2. To notice Saddam as still alive.

1.She's Saddam'fine

The Group

A cult that bands together opressing society views and as well to engage in various acts of illegal and idiotic activities. Newcomers are usually frowned upon but exceptions can be made if they can contribute to the collective.

Noid: Who is knocking on the door?
C-Dawg: I'll check it out.
Uninvited Guest: Hey I brought some munchies for "the group"
The Group: ahh..

2👍 4👎

Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

27👍 1👎

Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.

kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.

6👍 1👎

neud reversi

This is the upper most level of outward cash flow when being serviced. One step expensiver then topless/bottom less. Who can only immagine what comes after "hand job?"
Be careful when spending dr. bob reccommends sailing cheep.

Her: "You want Nude Reversi, very good"

Him: "How about heres 40$ just get to work"

9👍 6👎

bribery offer

in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste

Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head

1👍 2👎