Gentleman's Duty

The act of removing a stubborn piece of somebody else's shit from the toilet bowl with a well-aimed and powerful piss.

Sorry I took so long, lads. Gentleman's Duty called.

Nontification

1.) An app notification that is of zero importance or interest to the app user.

2.) An app notification that serves no actual purpose.

Owen: My phone buzzed, but it was just another complete nontification saying 'Kate added to their story for the first time in a while'.

Grace: Oh God, I hate nontifications!

Sklepping

The act of going shopping at a Polish Shop; from the phrase Polski Sklep

Person 1: Would you mind unloading the dishwasher for me?

Person 2: I'll do that at some point today, but I've got to go sklepping first: we're all out of pierogi!

Spengmeister General

The epitome of an absolute speng. A collosal speng.

Rich: Leon's not in today because kicked a solid car park bollard to see if it was hollow.
Jamie: Absolute Spengmeister General, right there.

Beatles Week

A period of eight days; from the song Eight Days a Week.

'Just to remind you, your essay is due in a Beatles Week'

Succ Machine

A vacuum cleaner.

Get that dust out of the carpet with the succ machine, will you?

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