SAL 9000

SAL is the earth-based equivalent of HAL 9000
SAL is clearly "female" and features camera plates similar to HAL, though the "eye" is blue instead of red.
A type of Computer AI, CAI series that has a perfect operational record.

SAL 9000- Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra- Of course you will dream, all intelligent creatures dream.

HAL 9000- Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra- I don't know.

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Snackman

Noun- A person that buys a group some snacks. Used in College classes, however it can be applied to high school classes as well.

Names and Titles of Honor- The person can also be called the Snack Man, Snack-man. Some are Snackmaster, the female Snackbringer can be called a Snackchick or a Snackgirl.

Role- The Snackman can pass the role to another person or the group can pick someone that is not present if they want to. Once the task is assigned, the previous snackman can bring in some snacks. The new snackman must order pizza for the his groups new snack, while the previous snackman brings drinks. The role of the Snackman can't be passed on until the current one has bought some snacks for the group each week until the group picks a new snackman.

Snacks- The snacks that are brought to the classes can range form
1 Mansentials from the Man Store
2 The Chips- Ranges from Doritos and Pringles to Funyuns.
3 The Beef Jerky- Ranges from Jack Link's Original to Sweet and Hot.
4 Sun Flower Seeds
5 Bubble Gum- Hubba Bubba to Juicy Fruit
6 Some Mints- Altoids, Eclipse and York Mints.
7 Candy- Skittles, Starburst.
8 Chocolate Donuts.
9 Drinks- cold 2-Liter bottles, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite. for parties only.
10 Pizza, bought by the new snackman as his first snack for the group.

Spending- the most that is usually spent on the snacks is 53 to 61 dollars.
The snacks can be bought at a gas station like Sunco, or Hess.

Kyle- I've got the pizzas!
Mike- Wheres the Snackman?
Me- I've got the snacks!
Mike- Sweet. *Yells* The Snackmans here!
Me- Hey Kyle, your the Snackman for the next few weeks, Ok?
Kyle- Ok..
Kyle So how about a pizza party on October the 30th?
Me- I'll get the drinks!
Mike- I'll get the cups then.

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Hal 9000

HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic Computer)- is an artificial intelligence.

HAL became operational on January 12, 1997, at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois. His first instructor was Dr. Chandra.

"The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

His twin is SAL 9000.

Hal 9000- "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

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Cell Code

Similar to the Textagram but is manly used with numbers not Noobish or 1337 Speak. Can be used for passing along info during School. The code is based on the cell phone key pad.
2.1-A, 2.2-B, 2.3-C,
3.1-D, 3.2-E, 3.3-F,
4.1-G, 4.2=H 4.3-I,
5.1-J, 5.2-K, 5.3 L
6.1-M, 6.2-N, 6.3-O,
7.1-P, 7.2-q, 7.3-R, 7.4-S,
8.1-T, 8.2-U, 8.3-V,
9.1-W, 9.2-X,9.3-Y, 9.4-Z

Cell code-
4.2,3.2,9.2.- Hey.

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Eye Have You

The Drebins' catch phrase. It means that the person is watching you and knows some of your personal info like your name, and previous employment.

Drebin- Eye Have You.

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Slackerific

A feeling
1.) Slacking off like a real pro.
2.) Being in a slackerlike mood
3.) Feeling like slacking off.
4.) Also known as being cool.

I'm really Slackerific.

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Drebin

A gun launderer works with the "Drebin" gun laundering company. A Drebin bases his or her price on the War Economy. They are located all over the world. The Drebins' catch phrase,is located on the side of their Stryker, is 'Eye Have You'. They are a neutral group in war supplying both sides with weapons.

Drebin 839-"Neither enemy nor friend"

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