Fauchsism

Fauchsism
(noun) : Complimentary contradiction; play on words which one compliments the other in a contradictory manner, named for the creator, writer: Fox Milo

He used a Fauchsism at my wedding reception.
Bestmen often toast the groom at the reception with a "Living Eulogy".

Describing my office clutter is best done with a Fauchsism.
People call my office a war zone, I tell them it is "Structured Chaos".

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Peach Pit

The act of fucking a woman's vagina with both testicles: also known as - Fornaculae Testiculum

After I wrapped my scrotum I hit her with my peach pit.

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