Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA)

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.

HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.

Lowefluenza

A virus much like Corona virus and the flu, but so much more deadlier. Can be passed to a new victim the same way the flu is, and also mutates quicker. Known to have come from the user Lowebrew, started as a cyber biochemical attack somehow, and mutated to straight organic.

Have you her? Lowebrew got Nervous Pupper with Lowefluenza, and now poor Pupper is laying in the middle of his living room howling in pain through the long lonely nights.

Scrow

A skid that self acknowledges they're are a skid, but aren't so skid, that they can be looked over as a skid and as an equal, but still as a skid

Jack is a scrow, so we let him hang out with us, but when any skids arrive, he is grouped with them.

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Skidtopia

A place, server, forum full of skids for their skid activities and skidtastic activities.

I've fallen into a skidtopia where the skids believe "networking" of a botnet is complex and fascinating... Save me Murphy.

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Skid Herding

The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.

Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".

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skidologist

A specialist in the art of understanding the history, behavior, and activities of the wild "Skid" within the technical community.

For many years, skidologist have studied the wild skid in hopes of learning easier methods to skidgineer, skid herd, and skid market them into proper constructs of society.

Skidmarketing

The marketing method to attract skids into honeypot operations just to troll

Yo James, lets run a skidmarketing campaign today, I am bored and need to get my dick wet.

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