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When someone is going to literally implode by way of boredom, so to prevent that, they decide to type every single frickinâ letter in the alphabet 7 times. Which never works.
PERSON: jimmy are you alright?
JIMMY: aaaaaaabbbbbbbcccccccdddddddeeeeeeefffffffggggggghhhhhhhiiiiiiijjjjjjjkkkkkkklllllllmmmmmmmnnnnnnnooooooopppppppqqqqqqqrrrrrrrssssssstttttttuuuuuuuvvvvvvvwwwwwwwxxxxxxxyyyyyyyzzzzzzz
PERSON: AYO WTF
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Well, first, be very flexible. Second, suck it into your mouth. Then, lick it inside your mouth.
I know how to lick my own clit now! You should know how to lick your own clit too!
You are a person, your mom is a person, everyone is a person. A lot different from âpeopleâ. I will now proceed to talk about dif types of people!
THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are âposerâ types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a âbitchâ
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you donât have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will Iâve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
Thatâs all! I hope you enjoyed your dictionary on person
The devil in disguise who wonât let you eat candy for breakfast.
PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?
PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The one letter everyone rejects.
âLmnoPâ the smol child said as everyone else laughed at them, âyou said P!â
Something all the nerds love to try and find in instructions to do the exact opposite of what they are going to do.
INSTRUCTOR: ok, do some jumping jacks.
NERD: Okay Jack, start jumping! Iâll watch you do it.
Jack: ayo no way you using me as an excuse-
AND THUS A LOOP
A random thing I typed down. How did you ever see this?
Oh wow I invented a word. Itâs â asmcosaimcoiâ