transtruation

(noun) 1. True menstrual flow in a transgendered man who once was a woman. 2. Wished-for menstrual flow in a transgendered woman who once was a man. transtruate transtrual

Uh oh, Betty. Looks like I gotta get me some maxi-pads. It's transtruation time for me, honey!

Gooly

To suck one's thumb.

(ɢʊ'ʟi ) (v.) (goolied, goolying) He didn't quit goolying till he was 12, that's why he has buck teeth.

awwmazing

(adj.) A superlative indicating both awesomeness and extreme cuteness. It combines the attributes of awesome and those suggested by the interjection, aww, with the popular girlish usage of amazing.

That is the most awwmazing kitty video I have ever seen.

(Note that although that word occurred to the author independently, there were 2,820 Google hits for the word at the time of posting.)