Tank Lord

A short, wide, overweight girl with a funny misshaped looking body named Laura that you just have to make fun of every time you feel the earth shake when she's walking by.

Magnitude 9.0 earthquake/tsunami??? Tank Lord fell off her bed.
When the Earth shakes, there is a Tank Lord near by.
"DAMN!!! Laura Atencio is a Tank Lord"

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