George

A George is a guy with an unusually tiny, tiny penis and extremely uneven balls. The size of his penis is so abnormal, all signs point to an extremely serious medical issue. DO NOT, under any circumstances, confuse how big of a dick he is with the size of his actual dick. They are complete opposites. George is known to be a hoe with perfect hair and eyebrows and very crooked teeth and he sometimes smells like onions . He needs braces ASAP but for some reason he hasn't gotten them yet. His teeth make him look like a possible future child molester. He may also have tendencies to lie, play people and get his head stuck in his ass like it's some kind of hat, which is originally not the ass's purpose.

That George sure does where his ass like a hat, I think it's a little too small because it seems to be cutting off all circulation to his brain.

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