Quick Pick

The act of picking your nose very fast before a known person walks around the corner. Often done in the workplace

Saul: (chair get up noise)

Josh: (quick pick)

Saul: Dude were you picking your nose?

Josh: Busted. I thought I had more time for a quick pick!

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Stress Hole

A person or object that is so inept and churlish that it causes one an immense amount of stress. Usually a coworker who takes zero responsibility for any wrong doing while blaming others, and at the same time taking credit for work that he or she did not produce.

Dan: Yeah I know, I know, yeah you put that number in the wrong place and that's why the entire system crashed
You: What? I did not put that there, you did
Dan: Yeah I know, I know, but it was still your fault
You: Stop being a stress hole, you are giving me diabetes

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