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mindwash

mindwash A substance that, when used, will wash away something traumatic that you saw.

I just saw two lepers having sex. There isn't enough mindwash on this planet to unscramble that egg.

by Fozzie Womback December 13, 2018


Warminess

It’s kinda like warmth only much, much better. Not to be confused with worminess, which is much, much worse!

I really liked the warminess of that hitchhiker! He was smart, he was funny! He seemed like a great guy! I kinda wish I didn't bludgeon him with a tire iron.

by Fozzie Womback July 24, 2019