Majumdar

Your wingman and smartest friend. Someone who offers incredibly detailed and poignent advice about what you should do to be even more awesome than you already are, because you are awesome. Majumdar totally agrees that you're awesome. Totally. Also he'll help you make a good salad or defeat rivals. Basically, with the aid of Majumdar you can't die, and he can't die. Awesome. Totally.

Perhaps a friend of yours: "I can't believe George Bush was president for eight years!"

Perhaps another friend of yours: "It's not that surprising considering his Majumdar was Karl Rove."

Perhaps yet another friend of yours: "I approve of your conversation gents!"

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