Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.

John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.

Dusty Brian

1. An increasingly and unbearably slow speed of thought, as a result of a witty criticism so intense said victim is left speechless.

2. A "so's your face" moment.

"Sally totally had a dusty brian when Oliver told her she punched like a little girl."