Manscuse

Lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things.

His Manscuse for not getting a table was, "I didn't know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so I decided to just wait for you."

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Man-plate

The floor in front of his favorite place to sit.

As in, "No honey, don't use the man-plate, here's a saucer, hold it under your mouth while you eat that doughnut."

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