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When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.
"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."
Manscaping with fire.
Jeff: Why does it smell like burnt ball hair in here?
Phillip: Because I was cavemanscaping.
Acting evasive toward your friends because you have a girlfriend.
What's up with westy? I don't know, he had been acting lady shady.
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