DMZ

A euphemism for the area of skin located between the anus and scrotum, also known as the taint, gooch, grundel or chode. This area conjures metaphorical comparisons to a Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) since it is generally a peaceful, protected and uneventful part of the body located between two warring nations, Los Analus and New Scrotumville.

With the exception of a few tiny bumps and ridges, the terrain of my DMZ is fairly smooth and blemish-free.

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Tossing a chihuahua

When you are blowing him and you let his balls rest on your tongue then you jiggle it

His ball was so big I got a cramp when I was tossing a chihuahua