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Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 9, 2019


Jeffery

A Jeffery is a name for a spider... So if you don't want to be the wimp that screams "SPIIIIIIIIIDEEEER!", be the weirdo that screams "JEEEFREYYYY!!!"

Oh my god it's a JEFFERY!!!!!! (me every time I see a spider)

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 9, 2019

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