Gerard Way

Lead singer of emo band My Chemical Romance. Brother of bassist of My Chemical Romance called Mikey Way. Is totally gay yet has a wife and a child. Used to date Frank Iero and most likely is still in a secret relationship with him even though it is not really a secret anymore because everyone knows that they were an item. Is the gayest straight man ever to exist. Really sassy and is lethal if the sassiness is used on a person. Lives on Sassy Island alongside his secret lover Frank Iero. Is a vampire because he looks the same now from when he was 16 yeas-old. Makes every girl look like a short, fat, bald man.

I'm as straight as Gerard Way. (This means you are very gay)

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