boulder weed

Known from coast to coast as the finest cannabis in the US. Grown, usually by either hippies or CU students in Boulder, Colorado. Apparently, the altitude has something to do with it. Comparable to BC bud.

Denver guy: 'Hit this.'

BC guy: *hits the pipe*

BC guy: 'that is some fine bud you have there, my american friend. wherever did you acquire such potent ganja?'

Denver guy: 'it's boulder weed. a guy on my friend's floor at CU grows it.'

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schumacher

Noun.

One who usually drives at excessive speed. The term originated from the last name of Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher who is known for going VERY fast.

"Ever since Sparks got his car, he's been a complete schumacher."

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two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

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shillelagh

A potent drink usually accompanying the irish car bomb.

Directions: Fill a double shot glass halfway with Bailey's Irish Cream, then fill the rest of the way with Jameson's.

pour me a shillelagh mate.

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crack deal

Noun.

A really bad deal, a scam. Could also be used to describe a bad idea.

$1500 for that shitty Honda? What a crack deal.

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STi

1. Abbreviation for Subaru Technica International, the tuning and motorsports arm of Subaru. Analogous to Mercedes' AMG and Ford's SVT.

2. A model of the Impreza that has been extensively modified by STi. The name STi is used because of the length of the car's real name, the Impreza WRX STi.

3. The poor man's supercar, one which can outrun a Porcshe Boxster in the 1/4 mile and can rip up snow and gravel due to its all wheel drive.

4. EVO killer and the fear of all things Mitsubishi.

"That EVO on the highway got owned by my STi."

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infiltration

1. To sneak into a site, usually active for the purposes of urban exploration. Can be used as either a noun or verb.

2. Ninjalicious' zine and website.

1. 'You up for an infiltration tonight?' 'Hell yeah, i love me some infiltration.'

2. I have a copy of Infiltration 5.

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