peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

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Ocon

French slang for both butthole and dickhead, used specifically for arrogant youngsters.

Although the phrase has been in use ever since the French F1 driver Esteban Ocon started driving in formula 3, it has gained momentum over the 2018 F1 championship.

Many remember the typical Ocon-like behavior of the original Ocon in his press remarks about Max Verstappen after he failed to admit to his mistake (even after being penalized for it) that had cost Verstappen a sure win at Interlagos

Jorge: Dude, that guy is such an Ocon. He broke my mug but claims it was the wind.

Mary: No way! I would never date him, look at his face!? He’s a total Ocon

Helena: you guys would tell me if I behaved like an Ocon, right?

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