herpahepatrachagonnasyphilaids

a disease a nasty ass whore gets, it makes the tits explode and the vagina ooze a horrible nastiness.

she's a nasty slut look at that fungus on her cunt...i bet she got herpahepatrachagonnasyphilaids!

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stricko

when you haven't touched a girl in so long(or ever) your penis is confused when the opportunity arises; you eventually end up jizzing in your pants and wasting the night, being shunned for the rest of your life

man, that kid was gonna get some until he pulled the stricko; now that bitch won't even look at him.

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suggestment

A suggestion, although the wrong way to say it. Can start sounding so normal that you start using it in everyday life without noticing it.

"Does anyone have any suggestments?", Said Mr. Molino from ISM.

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Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.

Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!

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