springertainment

Lowbrow entertainment. Jerry Springer writ large. Watch the episode with the Kung Fu Hillbilly, you'll get the idea.

I'm turning on Jerry Springer, I want some springertainment.

Roadrunner Traffic

This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy with traffic. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him.

I tried to make a left turn but suddenly the intersection was full of roadrunner traffic.