frank

the best at, hangman, politics, xbox 360. getting ladies to respond to "hotty wanna shake it?" in a positive manner. having the ability to answer any riddle correctly within minutes. having chuck norris in his fab 5. being in Chuck Norris' fab 5, #2 spot. (only chuck norris can be #1 in his own fab 5). At bball, similar to a mixture of Kobe, Shaq & LeBron. Can do an actual full backflip in secret if he wants to and no one would know. Can dance the funky chicken while eating a slice of pizza, a taco, and a plate of super nachoes while doing a keg stand at the same time. p.s. the keg would be filled with 10% ethonal fuel because Frank is also the utmost environmentalist.

Jarrod: Man, can i be Frank with you?
Jarrod's mom: sweety you can't be frank with anyone...i drank when i was pregnant with you....sorry but your screwed
jarrod's mom: dang it mom!

or

Kevin: Magic Genie...I would like to become Frank
Magic Genie:....
Kevin: Magic Genie?....I only used one wish so far...
Magic Genie:....i would rather stay in here a million more years than put in the amount of work it would take to turn your sorry butt into Frank....go home please, throw me back in the ocean

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