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When performing cunnilingus on a girl while drunk, and you vomit inside of her vagina. You don't tell her, you just call it a night and let her figure it out later.
I was so drunk I didn't even realize I gave her a Tahitian Treat.
17π 111π
When one member in a circle jerk fails to either get erect or ejaculate. They are labeled the weakest link.
Joey was the weakest link, and took shit for it for weeks.
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When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.
A great party icebreaker.
We brought her back to my place for the slave auction.
16π 11π
Where you attatch a chain to your cock ring and wear it as a monocle.
Jerry was rocking the Jeeves at the office party.
8π 2π
An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
11π 2π
When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
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After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen to the reciever's forehead, and then proceeds to wait for the semen to drip down the face and off the chin.
I gave her a George Foreman, and I watched as my delectable fat dripped off that ho's grill.
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