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Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick
It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!
An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker
Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS
Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!
10π 2π
Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus
I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty
12π 2π
Consuming the human remains of a person that died in a fire; Feasting on a partially cremated corpse
Let's get down to the crematorium and have an old fashioned Cannibal BBQ!!
The trifecta of sound created when a girl farts, burps, and queefs simultaneously
Ashley let out a Train Whistle so loud it stopped traffic.
2π 2π
A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass
I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!
6π 1π
Fapping while you have gas and letting out a fart at the moment of climax; Letting out a stinky fart while fapping that smells so bad you have to stop
i couldnt wait to take a crap before wanking off and i let out a raunchy fap fart when i climaxed
24π 4π