Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

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Drill team

A group of guys playing around with their sticks all day long.

Joe: I joined the drill team.
Bob: Dude, that's gayest army related sport ever.

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Toenails

Toecovers

Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.

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