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An exclamation upon seeing something awful. The image is painfully seared into your retina like an acid burn.
Person A: Hey, check out this site called goatse. I promise it's not a rickroll.
Person B: What is that... AUGH, my eyes! It burns!
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A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
Happy St Patty's Day, Barack O'Bama!
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To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.
Thanksgiving isn't about blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part with the maize and the big belt buckles. They don't show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach.
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A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
Happy St Patty's Day, President O'Bama!
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Obama's full name. His middle name is emphasized by haters to imply similarity to Saddam Hussein, or that he is radical Muslim (which Saddam was not). The other candidates say they oppose this tactic as juvenile name-calling, but their supporters keep doing it.
McCain reamed talk radio goon Bill Cunningham for chanting "barack HUSSEIN obama" over and over again.
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1: A surname meaning "to be good" or "beautiful", commonly found in Semitic or Arabic cultures.
2: A pathetic battlecry of Obama haters.
1: King Hussein of Jordan had a sweet life and a hot wife.
2: Don't vote for B Hussein! He's a muslim, a racist christian, and a space alien, all at the same time!
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Acronym for "Couch to 5K", the process of changing from a couch potato to a runner capable of completing a 5 kilometer race.
I got the C25K app for my iPhone; now I'm on Week 5.
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