Mp3j

A music jockey who specializes in the presentation, mashing up, or other performance of electronically recorded files. Said jockeys may use prerecorded vinyl, cd or remixes from any source media, whether by themselves or others.

"That Mp3j really killed with that remix of the Stones and Beyonce. I can't believe he blended in Green Day and Bob Marley!"

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Fuckyoucation

1. A period of rest taken from a social, work or life situation out of spite, with or without notice to other persons involved in the situation.

2. A specific act to spite one's boss by being not present for unpleasant or unnecessary busy work. May involve use of a sickation.

"Dude, he totally took a fuckyoucation with his sick days when we told him he had to redo inventory."

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twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."