they

The third person plural pronoun that, through the process of natural language change, has also come to signify a gender-neutral third person singular pronoun.

If anyone wants to know where I've gone, they just need to read the sign on the door.

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Swords

1. The act of swordplay with two or more penises; a cockduel.

2. The crossing of urine streams in a fractious manner.

Hey I'm bored; you up for swords?

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