ass on deck

When a gentleman is spending time with a lovely lady and the act of coitus is openly imminent.

Did you see Dr. Taco last night? He was with that crazy black girl who knew she was getting boinked super hard. While he was getting upset because of some pranks his friends had played on him, the girl started shouting you've got "ass on deck" in an attempt to get him into the bedroom.

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