Jay'd.
adjective, informal.
When an object or thing, functioning perfectly for its intended purpose, suddenly stops working in the presence of another human for no logical reason. Specifically to do with a new piece of technology. The solution to the problem is then often long winded and frustrating for said person.
Synonyms: Broken, Defective, Inured, Damaged, Unlucky, Devine Purpose, Fate
Example:
"How was your evening Master Bruce?"
"Terrible Alfred, I was battling the Joker when my batarang Jay'd out! It didn't return and then the riddler got a hold of it and wouldn't give it back till I answered his riddle: 'What do you throw away, but keeps coming back'."
"I believe the answe-"
"I couldn't get it either, so I punched him in the face and tied him upside down to a lamp post."
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That guy Steven Slovensky is such a cocksucker, The other day he told me he could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
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