United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!

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4-Way Stop

The intersection of four hallways in an educational building. This usually gets jammed and crammed with useless idiots who do not know how to walk. Avoid these at all costs!

I'm sorry I'm late! I got stuck in the 4-Way Stop!

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