juergen

Juergen is guys name for people who get drunk on the weekends and regrets it Sunday afternoon. Still they do it again next Saturday.

I was so drunk, Juergen.
Juergen, Juergen, Juergen i have such a shit headache.
Another Juergen and i will die a horrible death.

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dewhineifie

Getting rid of the whine parts of a movie, book, play, situation, relationship, life.

I would watch a dewhineified version of Star Trek Discovery. Every episode would be 5 minutes long.

pagro

to be passive aggressive, being agro while stating that you are not agro.

I smoked all the weed, but instead on calling me out, my flatmate was just pagro for weeks.