moosepig

An adjective describing a facially challenged individual.

"Lindsey is such a moosepig, i wouldn't even do her from behind."

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Blunty

An adjectival noun from the name Blunt, an outwardly gay lecturer who lures female students with his homosexuality, and then pounces like a sexual predator.Faux-gayness.

Usually used in the following manner:
" I went out last night and pulled a Blunty, she really fell for the 'this is the first time i've ever pulled one of my students'line"

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