itchy scrotch

wen you have a itchy patch in ur nether region

wen u do this:
put ur hands dwn ur pants nd scratch

10👍 7👎

plophead

a guy hu lyks to poop on girls heads because it gives them pleasure

hi, nice hed, can i take a poop on you becausae it gives me pleasure

4👍 7👎

thumbs up

The final affirmation.

Somebody gave my definition a thumbs up. My life is complete.

2932👍 313👎

Arran

Arran is a amazing person. He will always have your back no mater what. Whenever you need him he will be there for you. He is also a peng lad with massive arm. Everyone loves arrans hugs. In year 6 Arran will be tiny but then he gets to year 8 and will have a grow very tall. If you have a arran in your life don’t let him go. He’s a keeper no matter what. We all love Arran❤️

Him : my arms have popped like a ballon
Her : no they haven’t

Him : yes they have arran

7👍 2👎

El Diablo

Drink; the best cocktail on earth. Looks like red Caipirinha, but consists of 2 cl tequila, 2 cl creme de cassis, 2 cl limejuice and ginger ale (tastes very good in addition with quartered limes).

"One El Diablo."
"Oh, this El Diablo tastes very good."

43👍 36👎

cadburys

Cash
Rhyming slang: Cadburys Smash

Will you take a cheque?
No, got to be
Cadburys

11👍 12👎